FAQ Page
Questions From the Empire
We asked the Senate. They argued. Here’s what we landed on.
Is your tea actually good, or is this just a joke?
Shockingly good.
We started with great tea first… then made it ridiculous.
What kind of tea is this?
All of our teas are herbal.
That means:
- No caffeine
- No jitters
- No late-night existential crises
Just vibes.
Do Romans actually drink this?
No.
And honestly, that’s on them.
What do your flavors taste like?
Imagine your favorite dessert, fruit, or cozy drink…
Then imagine it wearing a toga.
That’s pretty close.
ORDERS & SHIPPING
How long does shipping take?
Usually 3–5 business days depending on where you live in the empire (U.S.).
Faster if Mercury is feeling helpful.
Do you offer free shipping?
We do when you spend enough to impress the Senate.
(Check your cart—offers appear there.)
Where do you ship?
Currently across the United States.
Expanding the empire soon.
Can I track my order?
Yes.
You’ll get a tracking link as soon as your tea leaves the coliseum.
PRODUCTS & USAGE
How do I brew the tea?
Very carefully. (Kidding.)
General rule:
- Hot water
- Steep for 5–7 minutes
- Drink like a champion
Each product page has more specific instructions if you’re feeling precise.
Can I drink this iced?
Absolutely.
Rome didn’t have ice… but you do. Use it.
Are your teas sweetened?
No added sugar—just flavor.
Add honey, sugar, or chaos as desired.
Do you offer samples?
Not yet—but you can build your own empire with smaller sizes (coming soon 👀).
GIFTING & FUN STUFF
Is this a good gift?
Yes.
People will:
- Laugh at the name
- Be confused
- Then love the tea
It’s a journey.
Do you sell bundles?
Yes—check out:
👉 Build Your Empire
Pick your favorites. Rule accordingly.
RETURNS & SUPPORT
What if I don’t like my tea?
That would be shocking—but we’ll make it right.
Reach out and we’ll fix it faster than a Roman road.
How do I contact you?
Send us a message through our contact page or email us.
We respond quickly.
(Unlike the Senate.)
Still have questions?
👉 Contact the Empire