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Voices From the Empire
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Real people. Real opinions. Questionable historical accuracy.
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Jake M. — Austin, TX
I bought this because “Et Tu Blueberrious” made me laugh out loud.
I did not expect it to actually taste incredible.
Now I’m emotionally attached to a tea brand dressed like ancient Rome.
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Lindsey R. — Chicago, IL
This is hands down the best “I don’t know what to get them” gift.
Everyone laughs, then they try it, then they ask me where I got it.
It’s basically a cheat code.
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Marcus T. — Atlanta, GA
As someone who drinks a lot of tea, I was skeptical.
As someone who enjoys chaos, I was intrigued.
Turns out it’s both funny AND legitimately good. Respect.
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Emily S. — San Diego, CA
“Coliseum Cookie” should not be as good as it is.
I expected gimmick. I got comfort in a cup.
I will be repurchasing like a Roman citizen with disposable income.
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Brian K. — Denver, CO
The branding got me. The tea kept me.
Also, “Add to Chariot” is the funniest button I’ve ever clicked.
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Tasha L. — Brooklyn, NY
I brought this to a dinner party and it completely derailed the conversation.
In a good way.
Everyone left asking where to buy it.
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Kevin D. — Minneapolis, MN
I don’t even like tea that much.
I bought it as a joke.
Now I drink it every night like it’s part of my personality.
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